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Duffed – A bridge too far

Updated: Jan 31



Two words designed to strike a cold shard of fear through the heart of any first-time mum….

Perineum Gel.

AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

Mentioning this to a friend of mine and my sister yielded some particularly intriguing ideas as to how *exactly* one is meant to apply this stuff. Particularly in the later stages of pregnancy when there are parts of one's own person that one will be unable to reach, let alone see.


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